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via candywii666 // originally manywinged

angelwormwood:

other people may reject you but if you lie on the forest floor for long enough the moss and fungi will always accept you as one of their own

maryranstadler1:

mongolian-ass-eater:

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

reblogged 4 years ago on 23 September 2019 WITH 177,824 notes »reblog
via lubricates // originally notoriouslye

notoriouslye:

I will never ever ever get tired of flowers

reblogged 4 years ago on 23 September 2019 WITH 57,500 notes »reblog
via lubricates // originally naruto

naruto:

Believe :)

reblogged 4 years ago on 23 September 2019 WITH 364,084 notes »reblog
via satanstrousers // originally drearyhours

gingergiggles:

sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

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I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

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I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

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Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

reblogged 4 years ago on 15 June 2019 WITH 343,708 notes »reblog
via encourage // originally internet
reblogged 4 years ago on 10 June 2019 WITH 42,373 notes »reblog
via meanplastic // originally ironpour

lilicrevere:

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

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So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

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Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

dawnofslime:

Dr Phil gives his ultimatum

thebootydiaries:

Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend “birth” and nothing else*

reblogged 4 years ago on 19 May 2019 WITH 143,547 notes »reblog
via unclefather // originally melonmemes

kramergate:

lacktoesandtallerant:

veraxplus:

thischick25:

melonmemes:

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

imagine enjoying a la croix

“This is my cat Missy. It’s short for Missile Launcher.”

gogh-save-the-bees:

satirizing:

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

my cats name is milk but his title is Full Fat Milk

reblogged 4 years ago on 17 May 2019 WITH 399,421 notes »reblog
via cjhung // originally athetos

alohammora:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought